"Save me, oh God, from people who have no sense of humor."
— Ludlow Porch

My new DasKeyboard.

I recently ordered the DasKeyboard for Mac, as featured here...

Unfortunately the one they sent me was crap. I crafted this email to them, asking for an RMA and replacement...

Dear DasKeybord, 

I rcently ordered a DasKeyboard fo my Mac. I was excitd when yo guys annonced a keyboard mde secificaly fo macs. I ordered o immeditly.

Yor websit sid that the keyboard woldnt ship until April 16; but I was excited o learn that my keyboard had shipped o April 4.

I receivd it o April 5th and connectd it to my 27" iMac today (April 6, 212). Unfortunatly I am unabl o effectivly use th keyboard s it drops way too many chracters as I type.

I hav crafted thi email usig yor keyboard. I am extremely dissatisfied with hi keyboard. Thogh I lov th clickiness, the fact hat it drops so many characters make it unusable.

Please sen m an RMA for thi keyboard and I wold ike to exchang it fo a keybord that has been tstd and actually works.


PS. I'm not as stupd s thi emil makes me look. Yor keybord i dong that. DAMN I lov thi clicky keyboard. I am sad tht thi keyboard doesn't work.

My order ID is... <deliberately typed> 103-8022566-3773805 </deliberately typed>

April 9 Update...

YAY! DasKeyboard sent me an RMA number to use to send this keyboard back. I plugged the keyboard into my Core i7 15" macbook pro, in order to request my RMA, and lo and behold, the keybord worked flawlessly. Then I shut down my 27" imac and connected the new DasKeyboard. Damned if it didn't perform flawlessly there too!

So, I connected the USB hub and connected my Logitech dongle and the keyboard still worked fine.

So I notified DasKeyboard to cancel my RMA number until further notice. I don't know what made my new keyboard to act all crazy, but I can suggest that you shut down your computer before connecting your new DasKeyboard to it.

Get a DasKeyboard!!! By the way, this message was clicky-created on the DasKeyboard for mac.